I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Personally I give us . . . one chance of three.

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.