I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Either what we hold to be right and good and true IS right and good and true, for all mankind, or we're just another robber tribe.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.

Everything I have done or attempted to do for Scotland has always been for her benefit, never my own and I defy anyone to prove otherwise.