I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.

Ever since the introduction of psychoanalysis there have been too many terms to excuse behavior and phrases that can be [used] to explain everything.

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

The knighthood I received was a fantastic honour but it's not something I've ever used and I don't think I ever will.