I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

I don't know anything about baseball.

I am not a politician and I have no intention of being one.

I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies.

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.

But I wouldn't call myself sadistic.