After I began to make some money, my brain-damaged accountant put me in one business after another that went bad. The only one that panned out was a small bank, an old Scottish firm with London offices in Pall Mall. I was a director. We sold out to a larger bank. That was the only successful venture I've had, apart from acting.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

Most movies shot in Italian don't even bother to record the sound. In fact, sometimes when Fellini works, he doesn't even know what the dialogue is going to be, and he simply has his characters count from 1 to 10, knowing he will loop in their dialogue later.

May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.