I am not a politician and I have no intention of being one.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

I still pay full tax when I work in England and the same when I work in America.

May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.

The great Jack Nicklaus summed things up neatly during a charity match on the Old Course at St. Andrews where he and I were playing against Ben Crenshaw and Glen Campbell. I asked him what he considered to be the most important factor to overcome in the game of golf. His reply, "It's an unfair game."

I don't think I'll ever act again.

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.