I left Scotland when I was 16 because I had no qualifications for anything but the Navy, having left school at 13.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

I'm an actor - it's not brain surgery. If I do my job right, people won't ask for their money back.

To cultivate an English accent is already a departure away from what you are.

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

I just think the most difficult thing to displace is privilege.