If anything could have pulled me out of retirement it would have been an Indiana Jones film.

I can't afford to slow down, but I suppose it really depends. As long as there's enough enthusiasm, then one wants to continue.

Be careful what you shoot at . . . most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

There's something fundamentally wrong with a system where there's been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.