The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.

I hope to work, support my children and die quietly without pain.

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.

But I wouldn't call myself sadistic.