Be careful what you shoot at . . . most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

Personally I give us . . . one chance of three.

Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what does happen.

But I wouldn't call myself sadistic.

I've never kept a record of anything. I gave away everything: all the posters, the memorabilia that would have been helpful - and financially rewarding.

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.