If you decide to just go with the flow, you'll end up where the flow goes, which is usually downhill, often leading to a big pile of sludge and a life of unhappiness. You'll end up doing what everyone else is doing.

Don't wait until people are dead to give them flowers.

Honesty is always the best policy, even when it's not the trend.

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.

Now think deeply. What have you done with your life over the past year? How do you feel inside?

One of the few things that can't be recycled is wasted time.

A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor.