Getting old is horrible, but it is interesting . . . one of the things I've realized is that growing old is compulsory, but growing up is optional.

If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.

I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman; half-Nazi, half-Liberace.

My one concession to American sensibilities was to remove my nail polish.

The motivation of all artists is 'Look at me, Mum'.

I might be old, but I'm still desirable.

I don't think I'm known for my gifts - I'm known for my gall. I don't want to be just a famous person - I'm too old.