To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.

The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence.

It's better to be quotable than honest, I don't speak, I quote. I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.

I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.

You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in the great sum of things all a man's endless grapplings are no more significant than the scuttlings of a cockroach. The universe is neither friendly nor hostile. It is merely indifferent. This makes me ecstatic. I have reached a nirvana of negativity. I can look futility in the face and still see promise in the stars.

People are obsessed by happiness, but there are a lot of other invigorating experiences available.