I might be old, but I'm still desirable.
Unhappiness lies in that gap between our talents and our expectations.
Being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow.
My one concession to American sensibilities was to remove my nail polish.
I don't think I'm known for my gifts - I'm known for my gall. I don't want to be just a famous person - I'm too old.
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.