Your quarrel is with God. I merely wish to offer Him the opportunity to judge you.

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.

Miss Bennet, I am quite aware of your superior talent for cutting down the Lord's forsaken flock. I merely mean to spare your gown.' Thank you,' said Elizabeth, composing herself, 'but I should rather my gown be soiled than my honor.

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do; for I shall not have my best warrior resigned to the service of a man who is fatter than Buddha and duller than the edge of a learning sword.