I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.

It's absurd to think of 'Pride and Prejudice,' this classic, beloved book, beset with a zombie uprising. The goal is to make you suspend your disbelief enough to allow you to get lost in the story and believe what you're reading for a while.

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

So I grew up in a very book-friendly environment and my education as a writer was reading. I think that's the best education. Reading, and taking from the people I admired.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.