At one point, I was hell-bent on being a Disney animator, and sort of got over that in college and wanted to do my own stuff. You know, towards the end of college I had actually planned to go to the Boston Conservatory of Music for musical theater.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.