If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

I'm from Connecticut, and we don't have any dialects. Well, I don't think we have any dialects, and yeah, it's very complex. That Rhode Island/Massachusetts New England region is arguably the hardest dialect to nail.

You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics.

I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.