I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.

You would not want me on your football team.

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

Every year, the Friday before the new Saturday-morning shows would premiere, the networks would do this big preview special, and I was always glued to the TV. As horrible as they were, they were entertaining at the time. There was a lot of showmanship from the networks based around the new lineup.

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political.