I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

The only problem is time.

I distrust all television doctors.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.