I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'

I'm one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.