The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America.

I think at times I read too much of my own press. I wish I was better at taking in how great my life is, but that's surprisingly elusive. I tend to be very hard on myself and insecure about failing no matter what happens.