I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

I work under the assumption that, generally speaking, my taste and the taste of the Oscar voters are not one in the same.

The scene with Danny [McBride] and the cake and all of that [in the Pineapple Express], most of that is improvised, I would say. But you would never know, to me anyway, and that's what is always amazing.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

I don't smoke weed on set all day. I just want to say that, you know, not all day. After lunch you get tired. What can you do? To me, the fact that a character smokes weed isn't really what I hang my hat on necessarily.

Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else.

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.