The great thing about reading for Quentin [Tarantino] is you're not reading for him, he's reading with you. So he sits right next to you.

If I were directing a movie, it would scare me.

After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

I'd moved to L.A., and everyone's actors here and writers, they were like super emotional and super in touch with their feelings, and it seemed like every two weeks one of my friend just coming to me and, like, you hurt my feelings the other day, dude.

People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.