Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that weren't necessarily in stoner movies.

There's something you can get away with when you know you're only going to be on one season. There's no sense of, "We should save that." It's just like, "Use that! Get it out there now. They could shut us down any second!"

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

My characters come from a good place.