Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.

I'm a complete coward in real life.

I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.

I'm the person who writes most of my movies so every role is exactly what I want to be doing.

There's something you can get away with when you know you're only going to be on one season. There's no sense of, "We should save that." It's just like, "Use that! Get it out there now. They could shut us down any second!"

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.