I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.

We [with Judd Apatow] started talking about ideas and he said, 'Well, I'm going to do this movie Knocked Up with Seth [Rogen], but after that you guys should do a movie together.' I read it and thought that it was very funny.

I knew I just loved comedy, and I think it was my parents who initially brought up the notion of me trying to do stand-up. I think I actually tried writing jokes just at home, just kind of sitting around. But it seemed like a very real way to step into the world of comedy.

I feel no sympathy for my food.

People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.

I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.