This s - t [smoked on scenes] called Wizard Smoke. I didn't like it. [James] Franco didn't have that hard of a time with it. Franco will smoke anything.

Maybe it's just L.A., but [high school girls] look like men, like they would have kids and s - t.

It's always funny to find what people's button is.

I actually live right near a high school and I always walk by...I live in a high school. I actually live in the boiler room of a high school at night. When I see high school guys now I'm actually like, 'Thank f - king God I'm not in high school anymore because they look like they could kick the living s - t out of me.'

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.