The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

In the United States, I'm lucky; in Europe, I'm good.

I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.

I don't want people to watch the way I dress. I want people to watch the way I play.

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

I miss it, I miss it, I miss it, I make it.