If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

In the United States, I'm lucky; in Europe, I'm good.

I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.

I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.