I'd shoot zero percent before I'd shoot underhanded.

I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.

I just want to keep people entertained.

I'll just have to get it against my favorite team.

It matters in a fatherly way.

If you don't like me, there must be something wrong with you.

Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn't like him.