When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.

Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

Well, I don't remember all the names of all the clubs we went to

I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.

Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.