If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.

A lot of coaches play percentages when it comes to me, but that's just a way of saying that you can't stop me.

I've been an athlete that's sort of in advance; always thinking. After basketball I'd love to have my own radio show, my own TV show.

I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.

When I first came in, I partied and had a good time. I used to spend $500,000 on chains that don't make no sense. Then I started having babies. I don't do the bull**** no more.

Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything I'm into, it's real to me. There's nothing fake about it.

We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.