I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

I just said to myself, 'Damn, I'm a great player.'

We have strict orders: If we talk about it we get fined $50,000.

Sometimes I feel like the Tom Hanks character in Big. But my life is not a movie. I never have to go back to Coney Island to find the fortune-teller machine so I have to grow up again.

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.

I don't listen to people who can't do stuff that I do.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'