When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.
Shaquille O'NealI'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.
Shaquille O'NealAs a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
Shaquille O'NealIf you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.
Shaquille O'NealProbably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage, I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don't know about my wrists is my wrists don't go all the way back. My wrists are crooked and don't go all the way back. I've been practicing and working on them. You can't do everything good.
Shaquille O'Neal