I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

Most ferocious was Kobe. Fiercest, most competitive, it was Kobe. D Wade is second after that.

Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That's like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that's 5-10, 480 (pounds).

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.