Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played an extra regular-season game.

I don't really consider myself one of those superstars. I just consider myself a guy that was lucky enough to win the athletic lottery many times over.

I don't believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you've changed because now you have money.

If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.

Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn't like him.

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.