Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a brick wall.

If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.

I'll take 14 out of 15 any day of the week, any week of the month, any month of the year, any year of the century. I don't know what comes after century.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.

It's sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn't. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don't. When I come back, we'll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.