That game was dedicated to Rick Adelman. I'm at home, in the bathroom, trying to take a dump, flipping through the channels and he's complaining (on TV) about how I'm stepping over the line. I can't even do a No. 2 in peace. I'm sitting there grunting at 12:30 at night. Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

Well, I don't remember all the names of all the clubs we went to

He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.

I don't believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you've changed because now you have money.

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.