Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

I'm known as The Big Baryshnikov.

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.

This is my disguise, but it doesn't work.

Remember this-I'm going to bring a championship to Miami. I promise.

I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running.

They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That's backwards, man.