I painted my toenails before Dennis Rodman. One time at training camp, I stubbed my toe and the nail came loose. My mom gave me some toenail hardener, and I painted over it. I scored 40-something points that night, so it became a ritual. Paint my toenails, score 40 points.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

I don't listen to people who can't do stuff that I do.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.

If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

We're going to do it again next year. We'll see you again next year. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I said it. We will do it again next year.