I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

Thank God I had two parents who loved me enough to stay on my case.

A writer from ESPN magazine once described me as the world's largest eleven-year-old. That's true. I ride my Sea-Doo jet ski, play putt-putt golf, go to water parks, and act silly. On the bottom floor of my house in Beverly Hills, I have video games, a pool table, a Pepsi machine, and all the things they have in arcades. I drive go-karts, at least the ones I can fit in. I karate-chop my friends when they come over, like the Kato dude in the Pink Panther movies.

Me and Penny are going to be the Kareem and Magic of the '90s.