I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

I have orders not to come back until I'm a thousand percent.

Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'

I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

I don't think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me - Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura... It's not that I blame him, I just wish he'd go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don't whine. When he whines, that's when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.

Tell them it was a foul.

I'm a season kind of guy - not the preseason but the regular season.