If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys will feel about me.

I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.

I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más me.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.

Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.