If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys will feel about me.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

The first movie [Grown Ups], people loved it and we felt that there were so many characters and so many good comic situations that there was enough material leftover for us to do a sequel.

Me and Penny are going to be the Kareem and Magic of the '90s.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

I don't get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.

I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.