If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys will feel about me.

When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked myself a question: 'How come people like Mike? How come they like Magic? How come they like Bird? How come they don't like the big guys?' So I just throw a little bit of what they were doing. You smile, you act crazy and silly. And I think people like me because I'm different. I've always been a class clown type of guy. It comes natural.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore.

I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.

I want to be strong, dominant. Like Wilt Chamberlain.

Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism.