There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I'm a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

There's no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.

I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.