Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That's like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that's 5-10, 480 (pounds).

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.

Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

Sometimes I feel like the Tom Hanks character in Big. But my life is not a movie. I never have to go back to Coney Island to find the fortune-teller machine so I have to grow up again.

I wouldn't. I would just go home. I'd fake an injury or something.

I'm a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.

I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.