Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

I don't get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.

I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

They won't talk to you because I'm undercover.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.