It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I'm very excited about my new agreement with the Heat. This contract allows me to address all of my family's long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship.

I'm a season kind of guy - not the preseason but the regular season.

Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches.

You have to foul me to stop me, period.