I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

Shaquille O'Neal has always been one to speak the truth.

Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.

But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.

Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

On paper, I think this is the best team I've been on.