I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I've got, all the things that I've got, a Ferrari that I just ripped the top off of and turned into a convertible, the rings I got, the two mansions on the water, a master's in criminal justice, I'm a cop, plus I look good. So me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God's way of saying that nobody's perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn't be right.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.

I'm sort of like a specialist. I go in, do what I do and every four years, they get tired of me and I have to relocate myself.

I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

Since I suffered the injury on company time, why shouldn't I also be able to get surgery and do recovery on company time?

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.