I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

I am a tropical black man.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.

My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.

Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn't like him.

A writer from ESPN magazine once described me as the world's largest eleven-year-old. That's true. I ride my Sea-Doo jet ski, play putt-putt golf, go to water parks, and act silly. On the bottom floor of my house in Beverly Hills, I have video games, a pool table, a Pepsi machine, and all the things they have in arcades. I drive go-karts, at least the ones I can fit in. I karate-chop my friends when they come over, like the Kato dude in the Pink Panther movies.