Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.

It's hard being the NBA's sex symbol, but somebody has to do it.

I know how to turn the bad into good always.

I'm still here. I'm a force to be reckoned with... you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot. I'm ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I'm one and Tim Duncan is the other. Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I'm still the Shogun.

That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore.

I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.

I don't have to make a point. I'm George Bush. I'm the president. I built that arena, so I don't have to make a point.