Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.

It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.

I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.

The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his college degree revoked....Whoever did that needs to be fired. It was terrible, a terrible decision. Awful. I might get fined for saying that, but so what?

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don't know anything about him, and it's kinda sad.

He's the Italian version of my father. I don't know if he's Italian or not.