Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up. Now that I'm an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don't go to the gentlemen's clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they're in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I'm doing stuff like that all over.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

I'm the last in the line of Russells and Chamberlains.