If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played an extra regular-season game.

If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a brick wall.

It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.

It matters in a fatherly way.

I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

The Spurs are a great WNBA team.

Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?