Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.

It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it.

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.

The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his college degree revoked....Whoever did that needs to be fired. It was terrible, a terrible decision. Awful. I might get fined for saying that, but so what?

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?