Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

Being here feels like I'm out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.

I take that as an insult, even at 36.

If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.

You know, I'm very photogenic.