I don't think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me - Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura... It's not that I blame him, I just wish he'd go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don't whine. When he whines, that's when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.

I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.

To all the young people out there who think money and fame is important: that's only a small piece of the pie. You need an education to be totally secure in life. I feel very secure I can go get a real job now.

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

Keep in mind, I'm not allowed to be tough. I'm tamed.