If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I'd probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one. Everything happens for a reason.

I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn't want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.

He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA.

It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.

I don't listen to people who can't do stuff that I do.